The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.737 billion Oktotheioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphire City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oktotheioan economy, worth a remarkable 4,237 trillion Gold Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 332,656 Gold Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime is totally unknown. Oktotheio's national animal is the Collared Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oktotheism.

Oktotheio is ranked 229,053^rd in the world and 17^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Conservative, scoring 45.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.