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Most Devout: 257th Most Compassionate Citizens: 533rd Nicest Citizens: 577th
The Holy Queendom of
Left-Leaning College State
Love and marriage for all
Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch
Influence
Power
Regional Matchmaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Oktotheio

Population4.041 billion

CapitalSapphire City
LeaderOur Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch
FaithOktotheism

CurrencyGold Heart
AnimalCollared Dove

The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.041 billion Oktotheioans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphire City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oktotheioan economy, worth 841 trillion Gold Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,130 Gold Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military funding has been stripped back, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Oktotheio, Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo. Crime is totally unknown. Oktotheio's national animal is the Collared Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Oktotheism.

Oktotheio is ranked 139,888th in the world and 3rd in Elemental Nations for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.65 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 257thMost Compassionate Citizens: 533rdNicest Citizens: 577thMost Inclusive: 773rdBest Weather: 1,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,330thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,367thMost Pacifist: 1,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,472ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,550thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,583rdTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,789thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,342ndMost Cultured: 2,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,764thLargest Governments: 3,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,888thLargest Black Market: 3,963rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,809thNudest: 4,814thMost Developed: 4,882ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,833rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,464thMost Efficient Economies: 8,156thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 9,001stHighest Drug Use: 10,044thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,359thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,189thHighest Economic Output: 16,255th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Oktotheio.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, the fattest folk in Oktotheio look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Oktotheio, bris parties are all the rage.

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