The Liberal Democracy of Oiseaui is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ashbourne Garnett with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 31.641 billion Oiseauians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pion. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oiseauian economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion Breixoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Soda Sales. Average income is 66,760 Breixoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oiseaui's national animal is the Taigan Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oiseaui is ranked 63,170^th in the world and 24^th in The Social Liberal Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 251.44 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.