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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,924thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,977thLargest Populations: 7,280th
The Liberal Democracy of
Democratic Socialists
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Oiseaui

Population22.694 billion

CapitalPion
LeaderAshbourne Garnett

CurrencyBreixo
AnimalTaigan Lynx

The Liberal Democracy of Oiseaui is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashbourne Garnett with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 22.694 billion Oiseauians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pion. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Oiseauian economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Breixoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 63,806 Breixoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oiseaui's national animal is the Taigan Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oiseaui is ranked 273,380th in the world and 6,529th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.11 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,924thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,977thLargest Populations: 7,280thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,659thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,868thMost Cultured: 13,260thFattest Citizens: 13,357thTop
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Safest: 14,053rdHighest Economic Output: 14,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,938thSmartest Citizens: 16,269thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 21,245thHighest Food Quality: 21,956thBest Weather: 26,299th
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Largest Populations: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 210th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 338th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Stationary: 519th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 550th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 614th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 618th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 639th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 651st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oiseaui was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Oiseaui was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiseaui, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiseaui, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiseaui, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiseaui, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiseaui, most ambassadors from Oiseaui retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiseaui, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiseaui, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiseaui, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.

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