The Holy Regency of Nyetoa is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander Atreos I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.065 billion Nyetoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atrea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The all-consuming Nyetoan economy, worth 818 trillion Nyetoan Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,474 Nyetoan Imperials, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Nyetoan stage setups, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyetoa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nyetoa is ranked 87,204^th in the world and 1^st in Council of Nations for Most Influential, scoring 860 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.