The Empire of Nyetoa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Atreos with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.363 billion Nyetoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atrea. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The thriving Nyetoan economy, worth 211 trillion Nyetoan Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,551 Nyetoan Imperials, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyetoa's national animal is the Eagle.

Nyetoa is ranked 59,116^th in the world and 5^th in Friendly Pacifists for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,557.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.