The Empire of Nyetoa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander Atreos I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.55 billion Nyetoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atrea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The all-consuming Nyetoan economy, worth 450 trillion Nyetoan Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,006 Nyetoan Imperials, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyetoa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nyetoa is ranked 43,497^th in the world and 805^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,962.9 milliStalins.