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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,452ndSafest: 25,720thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,789th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Iunctus Rege et Patria
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Nyetoa

Population2.363 billion

CapitalAtrea
LeaderAlexander Atreos

CurrencyNyetoan Imperial
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Nyetoa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Atreos with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.363 billion Nyetoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atrea. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The thriving Nyetoan economy, worth 211 trillion Nyetoan Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,551 Nyetoan Imperials, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyetoa's national animal is the Eagle.

Nyetoa is ranked 59,116th in the world and 5th in Friendly Pacifists for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,557.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Safest: 25,720thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,789thMost Authoritarian: 27,561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,953rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nyetoa's influence in Friendly Pacifists rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Nyetoa, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyetoa, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyetoa, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyetoa, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyetoa, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
  • : Nyetoa's influence in Friendly Pacifists fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Nyetoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Nyetoa's influence in Friendly Pacifists rose from "Ambassador" to "Negotiator".
  • : Nyetoa's influence in Friendly Pacifists rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Thal Dorthat and The Rickpublic.

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