The Dual Monarchy of Nyetoa is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.315 billion Nyetoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atrea. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nyetoan economy, worth 74.3 trillion Nyetoan Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,486 Nyetoan Imperials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyetoa's national animal is the Eagle.

Nyetoa is ranked 175,538^th in the world and 4,330^th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 93,011 Standard Monetary Units.