The Emporium of Unnatural Beings of Northern Chittowa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles Ada with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 45.112 billion Chittowans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinton City. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chittowan economy, worth a remarkable 7,189 trillion Quands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,368 Quands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Charles Ada claims to be the epitome of family values, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Northern Chittowa's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Laughing Dog.

Northern Chittowa is ranked 264,297^th in the world and 14,391^st in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.