The Emporium of Unnatural Beings of Northern Chittowa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charles Ada with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 35.543 billion Chittowans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinton City. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chittowan economy, worth a remarkable 5,900 trillion Quands a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,000 Quands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Charles Ada claims to be the epitome of family values, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Northern Chittowa's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Laughing Dog.

Northern Chittowa is ranked 152,221^st in the world and 30^th in Founderless for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.