The Emporium of Unnatural Beings of Northern Chittowa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles Ada with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 37.564 billion Chittowans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinton City. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chittowan economy, worth a remarkable 6,156 trillion Quands a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,905 Quands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Charles Ada claims to be the epitome of family values, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Northern Chittowa's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Laughing Dog.

Northern Chittowa is ranked 13,803^rd in the world and 2^nd in Founderless for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 2 valid endorsements.