The Emporium of Unnatural Beings of Northern Chittowa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charles Ada with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 34.654 billion Chittowans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinton City. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chittowan economy, worth a remarkable 5,675 trillion Quands a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,774 Quands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Northern Chittowa are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, many friends and relatives of Charles Ada have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northern Chittowa's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Laughing Dog.

Northern Chittowa is ranked 232,290^th in the world and 116^th in Founderless for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -36.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.