The Emporium of Unnatural Beings of Northern Chittowa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles Ada with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.968 billion Northern Chittowans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Northern Chittowan economy, worth a remarkable 4,371 trillion Quands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 162,112 Quands, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, nudity is frowned upon, and guns are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northern Chittowa's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Laughing Dog.

Northern Chittowa is ranked 80,827^th in the world and 8^th in Global Right Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 0.2 Stalins.