The Asherionic Federation of Nordwalsh is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Dyodousha Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.304 billion Wazhenabyg enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menawa. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wazhenaby economy, worth a remarkable 3,088 trillion krouns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,096 krouns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, the Wazhenaby Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown. Nordwalsh's national animal is the thunderbird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is yo momma.

Nordwalsh is ranked 20,685^th in the world and 7^th in Ajax for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,105.98 Standard Monetary Units.