The Principality of Nioya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Jaden with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.395 billion Nioyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musica. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nioyan economy, worth a remarkable 4,534 trillion Denaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,783 Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in Nioya they're lyin', autopsies often involve only cursory examination, graffiti graces every city's streets, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nioya's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Episcopal Church of Nioya.

Nioya is ranked 487^th in the world and 1^st in The Embassy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 19,900.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.