The Embassy World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, The Embassy is ranked 8,886^th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of A Goblinoid Merchant	Capitalist Paradise	“Everything has its price...”
2.	The Nomadic Peoples of Sail Nation Travellers	Father Knows Best State	“Not Always on the move”
3.	The Promised Land of Ernest N Cross	Corporate Police State	“Promettez d'être vrai et mentez le mieux possible.”
4.	The Kingdom of Jacrovnia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Eshialand's Ambassador”
5.	The Republic of Brontosaurus	Left-wing Utopia	“Roar - Totally not a puppet of Apatosaurus”
6.	The Colony of Embassy Puppet	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“RIP The Ambassador Reception, and maybe come back later”
7.	The Protectorate of Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau	Left-Leaning College State	“A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream”
8.	The Most Serene Republic of Saltmoras	New York Times Democracy	“Safety, Security, Unity”
9.	The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Oh that this should be happening to us!”
10.	The Colony of The Embassy Guardian	New York Times Democracy	“FOUNDERLESS.NET”