by Max Barry

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The Embassy World Census

The Highest Drug Use in The Embassy

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, The Embassy is ranked 8,886th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of A Goblinoid MerchantCapitalist Paradise“Everything has its price...”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of Sail Nation TravellersFather Knows Best State“Not Always on the move”
3.The Promised Land of Ernest N CrossCorporate Police State“Promettez d'Ítre vrai et mentez le mieux possible.”
4.The Kingdom of JacrovniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Eshialand's Ambassador”
5.The Republic of BrontosaurusLeft-wing Utopia“Roar - Totally not a puppet of Apatosaurus”
6.The Colony of Embassy PuppetInoffensive Centrist Democracy“RIP The Ambassador Reception, and maybe come back later”
7.The Protectorate of Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine FreneauLeft-Leaning College State“A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream”
8.The Most Serene Republic of SaltmorasNew York Times Democracy“Safety, Security, Unity”
9.The Oppressed Peoples of Lower SlobboviaPsychotic Dictatorship“Oh that this should be happening to us!”
10.The Colony of The Embassy GuardianNew York Times Democracy“FOUNDERLESS.NET”