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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thMost Avoided: 161stFattest Citizens: 166th
The Master of Puppets of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Owned by Katrina Stormia
Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nilrahrarfan

Population16.008 billion

CapitalPragia
LeaderPuppetmaster Katrina Stormia
Faiththe Login Script

CurrencyMark-Litecoin
AnimalPython

The Master of Puppets of Nilrahrarfan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.008 billion Nilrahrarfanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nilrahrarfanese economy, worth a remarkable 6,282 trillion Mark-Litecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 392,482 Mark-Litecoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,361,250 per year while the poor average 29,419, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nilrahrarfan's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Login Script.

Nilrahrarfan is ranked 307,142nd in the world and 7,505th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.21 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thMost Avoided: 161stFattest Citizens: 166thMost Armed: 178thHighest Crime Rates: 290thHighest Disposable Incomes: 303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 409thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 411thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 457thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 463rdLargest Insurance Industry: 504thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 673rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 698thLargest Retail Industry: 718thLargest Mining Sector: 759thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 833rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 860thMost Efficient Economies: 946thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,169thHighest Average Incomes: 1,178thRudest Citizens: 1,237thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,768thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,875thHighest Economic Output: 2,189thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,549thMost Secular: 2,571stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,253rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,003rdLargest Governments: 5,596thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,634thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,181stMost Patriotic: 9,765thLargest Black Market: 10,013thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,021stMost Cultured: 13,210thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 20,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,113thLargest Populations: 23,807thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,387th
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Most Armed: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 152nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 199th in the regionLargest Black Market: 223rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 293rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 301st in the regionMost Patriotic: 324th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 389th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 457th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 478th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, smog in Pragia is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.

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