Population | 16.008 billion |
Capital | Pragia |
Leader | Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia |
Faith | the Login Script |
Currency | Mark-Litecoin |
Animal | Python |
The Master of Puppets of Nilrahrarfan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.008 billion Nilrahrarfanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Nilrahrarfanese economy, worth a remarkable 6,282 trillion Mark-Litecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 392,482 Mark-Litecoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,361,250 per year while the poor average 29,419, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.
Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nilrahrarfan's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Login Script.
Nilrahrarfan is ranked 307,142nd in the world and 7,505th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.21 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, smog in Pragia is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.