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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 131stFattest Citizens: 151stMost Avoided: 152nd
The Master of Puppets of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Owned by Katrina Stormia
Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia
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Population9.712 billion

LeaderPuppetmaster Katrina Stormia
Faiththe Login Script


The Master of Puppets of Nilrahrarfan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.712 billion Nilrahrarfanese are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nilrahrarfanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,779 trillion Mark-Litecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 389,135 Mark-Litecoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,781,321 per year while the poor average 17,811, a ratio of 156 to 1.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nilrahrarfan's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Login Script.

Nilrahrarfan is ranked 240,745th in the world and 3rd in Axis of Storms II for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.92 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 131stFattest Citizens: 151stMost Avoided: 152ndMost Armed: 156thLargest Gambling Industry: 187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251stHighest Crime Rates: 260thHighest Disposable Incomes: 283rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 320thMost Corrupt Governments: 324thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 545thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 582ndMost Efficient Economies: 587thLargest Retail Industry: 607thRudest Citizens: 641stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 654thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 661stLargest Insurance Industry: 696thLargest Mining Sector: 744thHighest Average Incomes: 866thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 897thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,021stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,342ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,684thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,955thMost Secular: 2,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,310thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,332ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,239thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,085thLargest Governments: 5,116thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,646thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,634thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,050thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,804thMost Cultured: 17,972ndSmartest Citizens: 19,885thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,891st

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