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Most Armed: 120th Fattest Citizens: 130th Most Avoided: 144th
The Atheist Hurricanist Reich of
Corporate Police State
Fuhrer Katrina Stormia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.708 billion

LeaderFuhrer Katrina Stormia
FaithPositive Christianity and Hurricanism


The Atheist Hurricanist Reich of Nilrahrarfan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Fuhrer Katrina Stormia with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.708 billion Nilrahrarfanese are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nilrahrarfanese economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion Mark-Litecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 379,460 Mark-Litecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,808,972 per year while the poor average 46,777, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nilrahrarfan's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Positive Christianity and Hurricanism.

Nilrahrarfan is ranked 22,415th in the world and 2nd in Axis of Storms for Smartest Citizens, with 57.06 Quips Per Hour.

Most Armed: 120thFattest Citizens: 130thMost Avoided: 144thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thLargest Gambling Industry: 211thHighest Crime Rates: 256thMost Corrupt Governments: 268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 297thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 319thLargest Retail Industry: 339thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 396thRudest Citizens: 418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 528thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 566thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 583rdLargest Mining Sector: 623rdHighest Average Incomes: 655thLargest Insurance Industry: 688thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 789thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 890thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,506thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,660thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,016thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,107thMost Secular: 2,217thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,809thLargest Governments: 5,272ndHighest Economic Output: 5,319thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,451stMost Efficient Economies: 6,785thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,187thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,223rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,340thLargest Black Market: 12,679thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,831stHighest Drug Use: 14,593rd

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