The Atheist Hurricanist Reich of Nilrahrarfan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Fuhrer Katrina Stormia with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.708 billion Nilrahrarfanese are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nilrahrarfanese economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion Mark-Litecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 379,460 Mark-Litecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,808,972 per year while the poor average 46,777, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nilrahrarfan's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Positive Christianity and Hurricanism.

Nilrahrarfan is ranked 22,415^th in the world and 2^nd in Axis of Storms for Smartest Citizens, with 57.06 Quips Per Hour.