Population | 15.463 billion |
Capital | Cebu City |
Leader | Warren Superales |
Currency | Peseta |
Animal | Tarsier |
The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Warren Superales with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.463 billion Visayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.
The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,771 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,890 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
There's a hole in the heart of every New Visayan city, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous New Visayan bee, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and visiting the best New Visayan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
New Visayan Islands is ranked 2,461st in the world and 4th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 239 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Visayan Islands lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : New Visayan Islands lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, visiting the best New Visayan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous New Visayan bee.
- : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, there's a hole in the heart of every New Visayan city.
- : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, all you have to do is pray to get into New Visayan Islands.
- : New Visayan Islands lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
- : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.