The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Francis Cui with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.582 billion New Visayan Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth 739 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,426 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 21,216^th in the world and 5^th in West Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.26 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.