The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Warren Superales with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.705 billion Visayans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth a remarkable 2,531 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,276 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, New Visayan doors require a Ph.D. to open, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on New Visayan stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 6,570^th in the world and 6^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.78 bananas ingested per day.