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Largest Mining Sector: 1,521st Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,171st Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,052nd
The Confederation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Aut Libertatem aut Mortem da mihi.
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Visayan Islands

Population5.858 billion

CapitalCebu City
LeaderFrancis Cui

CurrencyPeseta
AnimalTarsier

The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Francis Cui with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.858 billion New Visayan Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth 986 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,369 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Cebu City" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 4,317th in the world and 1st in West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,375.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,052ndRudest Citizens: 4,096thLargest Retail Industry: 4,284thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,317thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,544thMost Avoided: 4,837thMost Cultured: 5,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,905thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,444thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,108thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,258thMost Inclusive: 9,721stSmartest Citizens: 9,760thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,172ndNicest Citizens: 11,972ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,325thMost Devout: 13,566thHighest Economic Output: 14,783rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,759thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,806th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, third world countries are rich in "I Love Cebu City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : New Visayan Islands was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.

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