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Largest Mining Sector: 1,514th Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,160th Rudest Citizens: 4,012th
The Confederation of
Left-Leaning College State
Aut Libertatem aut Mortem da mihi.
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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New Visayan Islands

Population5.82 billion

CapitalCebu City
LeaderFrancis Cui

CurrencyPeseta
AnimalTarsier

The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Francis Cui with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.82 billion New Visayan Islanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth 979 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,230 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 132,618th in the world and 18th in West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 12.84 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,514thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,160thRudest Citizens: 4,012thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,073rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,297thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,322ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,553rdMost Avoided: 4,794thMost Cultured: 5,131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,945thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,449thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,153rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,097thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,271stMost Inclusive: 9,717thSmartest Citizens: 9,842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,159thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,910thNicest Citizens: 11,980thMost Devout: 13,551stHighest Economic Output: 14,797thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,784thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,701st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : New Visayan Islands was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, a degree in Francis Cui Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, New Visayan Islanders refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.

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