The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Francis Cui with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.429 billion New Visayan Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. The average income tax rate is 7.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion Pesetas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,581 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about things being better when men were men, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Francis Cui wears an armoured gauntlet, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into New Visayan as 'your finger, you fool', and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 27,396^th in the world and 6^th in West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 561.51291840928 Days.