The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Francis Cui with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.706 billion New Visayan Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth 571 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,202 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 151,117^th in the world and 6,407^th in the West Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 38 Whatever.