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Largest Mining Sector: 1,653rd Rudest Citizens: 3,147th Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,235th
The Confederation of
New York Times Democracy
Aut Libertatem aut Mortem da mihi.
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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New Visayan Islands

Population4.582 billion

CapitalCebu City
LeaderFrancis Cui

CurrencyPeseta
AnimalTarsier

The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Francis Cui with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.582 billion New Visayan Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth 739 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,426 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 21,216th in the world and 5th in West Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.26 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,653rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,147thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,235thLargest Retail Industry: 3,374thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,961stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,646thMost Avoided: 4,692ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,885thMost Cultured: 5,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,948thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,966thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,499thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,000thHighest Average Incomes: 10,440thNicest Citizens: 10,679thSmartest Citizens: 11,441stMost Inclusive: 11,638thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,088thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,175thMost Devout: 14,610thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,232nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, nine out of ten citizens of New Visayan Islands answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.

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