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Largest Mining Sector: 1,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,035th
The Confederation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Aut Libertatem aut Mortem da mihi.
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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New Visayan Islands

Population8.829 billion

CapitalCebu City
LeaderWarren Superales

CurrencyPeseta
AnimalTarsier

The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Warren Superales with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.829 billion Visayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,768 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,312 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 19,706th in the world and 3rd in West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,320.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,210thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,035thMost Cultured: 3,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,762ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,329thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,703rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,821stRudest Citizens: 4,967thSmartest Citizens: 5,115thMost Avoided: 5,294thMost Devout: 5,490thHighest Average Incomes: 6,587thMost Developed: 6,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,941stMost Inclusive: 7,023rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,158thNicest Citizens: 8,159thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,547thSafest: 8,758thHighest Economic Output: 9,525thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,986thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,842ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,875thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,485thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,567thMost Efficient Economies: 12,818thLowest Crime Rates: 13,818thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,829thLargest Governments: 18,703rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,109thMost Stationary: 23,441st
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Most Average: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : New Visayan Islands's influence in West Pacific rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : New Visayan Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in New Visayan Islands, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.

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