The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Francis Cui with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.82 billion New Visayan Islanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth 979 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,230 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 132,618^th in the world and 18^th in West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 12.84 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.