The Federal Aristocratic Kingdom of New Tarajan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Frederik Willem II Van Vinkel with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 30.349 billion Tarajani enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tarajani economy, worth a remarkable 3,915 trillion Prands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,027 Prands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tarajan's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jahanism.

New Tarajan is ranked 248,289^th in the world and 9^th in Esamir for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.