The Ancient Corporatist Republic of New Stonkopolis is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Douglas MacArthur III with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.461 billion Stonkopolisians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Stonk City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stonkopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion StonkPapers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 162,697 StonkPapers, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, the state aims to prevent terrorism by committing acts of terror against suspected aggressors, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes, and for 25 StonkPapers tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Stonkopolis's national animal is the Dollar Bill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatism.

New Stonkopolis is ranked 21,216^th in the world and 2^nd in Archai for Highest Average Incomes, with 162,697.07 Standard Monetary Units.