by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Largest Retail Industry: 3,694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,351st
The Universal Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
He has sound the Trumpet that shall never call Retreat!
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / N-Day Peacekeeper
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

New Stonkopolis

Population2.145 billion

CapitalTerra Prima
LeaderJohn Aldrich Rockefeller

CurrencyTerran Civilis
AnimalBald Eagle

The Universal Republic of New Stonkopolis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Aldrich Rockefeller with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.145 billion Terrans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terra Prima. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Terrans economy, worth 319 trillion Terran Civilis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 148,824 Terran Civilis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Stonkopolis's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Corporatism.

New Stonkopolis is ranked 15,924th in the world and 3rd in Archai for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8,918.12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 3,694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,702ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,893rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,484thLargest Mining Sector: 15,924thMost Patriotic: 17,020thMost Efficient Economies: 17,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,965thMost Developed: 19,183rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,504thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,963rdMost Cultured: 24,303rdSmartest Citizens: 25,200thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,936thMost Devout: 28,419th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Greater Allen, The 2nd Facepunch Republic, and Noxkhciko.