Population | 4.488 billion |
Capital | Indianapolis |
Leader | Joseph Vincent Flacco |
Faith | Flaccite |
Currency | Football |
Animal | Flacco |
The Flacco Fever of New Stonkopolis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Vincent Flacco with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.488 billion Flaccoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indianapolis. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Flaccan economy, worth 706 trillion Footballs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 157,401 Footballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has nearly as many history museums as Flaccoes, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Stonkopolis's national animal is the Flacco, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flaccite.
New Stonkopolis is ranked 281,895th in the world and 10th in Archai for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.32 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Stonkopolis voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : New Stonkopolis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : New Stonkopolis voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : New Stonkopolis lodged a message on the Archai Regional Message Board.
- : New Stonkopolis changed its national animal to "Flacco", its capital to "Indianapolis", its currency to "Football", its demonym to "Flacco", its demonym adjective to "Flaccan", its faith to "Flaccite", its leader to "Joseph Vincent Flacco", its motto to "Flacco Fever's Back in Football", and its nation type to "Flacco Fever".
- : New Stonkopolis altered its national flag.
- : New Stonkopolis altered its national flag.
- : New Stonkopolis altered its national flag.
- : New Stonkopolis was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Gray Area of The 2nd Facepunch Republic, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Stonkopolis voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Diplomacy".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.