The Constitutional Monarchy of Nethertopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pieter van Delta with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working, democratic population of 40.323 billion Nethertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peregrinus City. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nethertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,213 trillion Golden Sovereigns a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,689 Golden Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, all footpaths have tollbooths, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nethertopia's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nethertopia is ranked 318,011^th in the world and 43^rd in Rushmore for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.