The Constitutional Monarchy of Zrewolf is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Royal Administration with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.474 billion Zrewolfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrosis. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zrewolfian economy, worth a remarkable 6,438 trillion Digital Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 218,436 Digital Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow, and Zrewolfians also serve as great lightning rods. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zrewolf's national animal is the Enlightened Android, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zrewolf is ranked 258,977^th in the world and 8^th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Nicest Citizens, with 8.23 average smiles per day.