The State of Zomet is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.037 billion Zometians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The strong Zometian economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,670 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Zomet Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zomet's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zomet is ranked 61,599^th in the world and 1^st in The Republic of the Marshall Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,889.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.