Population | 6.471 billion |
Capital | Tiranex |
Leader | Little Paws |
Faith | Brains |
Currency | baht |
Animal | lion |
The Rogue Nation of Zombie 52 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Little Paws with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.471 billion Zombie 52ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiranex. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie 52ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,540 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,123 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Job satisfaction is a luxury many Zombie 52ians can't afford, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 52's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.
Zombie 52 is ranked 84,534th in the world and 219th in NationStates for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,545.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zombie 52 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, job satisfaction is a luxury many Zombie 52ians can't afford.
- : Zombie 52 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.