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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,897thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,217th
The Rogue Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
By The People For The People
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Zombie 52

Population6.471 billion

CapitalTiranex
LeaderLittle Paws
FaithBrains

Currencybaht
Animallion

The Rogue Nation of Zombie 52 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Little Paws with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.471 billion Zombie 52ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiranex. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 52ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,540 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,123 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Job satisfaction is a luxury many Zombie 52ians can't afford, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 52's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 52 is ranked 84,534th in the world and 219th in NationStates for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,545.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,897thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,217thMost Avoided: 2,874thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,138thLargest Black Market: 3,372ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,956thMost Armed: 3,977thMost Patriotic: 4,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,635thLargest Mining Sector: 4,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,148thHighest Average Incomes: 6,362ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,636thRudest Citizens: 11,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,061stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,563rdHighest Economic Output: 17,638thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,858thLargest Governments: 19,700thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,247thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,843rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,881stHighest Disposable Incomes: 27,646thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,230thMost Influential: 28,986th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Avoided: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zombie 52 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, job satisfaction is a luxury many Zombie 52ians can't afford.
  • : Zombie 52 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 52, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.

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