Population | 6.364 billion |
Capital | Macron |
Leader | Parisex |
Faith | Brains |
Currency | baht |
Animal | dolphin |
The Rogue Nation of Zombie 51 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Parisex with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.364 billion Zombie 51ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Macron. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie 51ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,516 trillion baht a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,354 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, major cities run on potato batteries, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 51's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Brains.
Zombie 51 is ranked 17,010th in the world and 298th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, major cities run on potato batteries.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Zombie 51 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 51, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".