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Largest Retail Industry: 71stMost Subsidized Industry: 87thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 129th
The Devil and the Deep Blue Seas of
Mother Knows Best State
Seek Your Pleasures!!!
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Economy
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Zodhamitya

Population12.255 billion

CapitalGaomrah
LeaderLady of Depravity Irkalla Alkutha
FaithFervid Licentiousness

Currencygold bar Zodhams
AnimalGhost Nightingale

The Devil and the Deep Blue Seas of Zodhamitya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lady of Depravity Irkalla Alkutha with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.255 billion Zodhamityans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaomrah. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zodhamityan economy, worth a remarkable 5,870 trillion gold bar Zodhams a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 478,990 gold bar Zodhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years. Crime is totally unknown. Zodhamitya's national animal is the Ghost Nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fervid Licentiousness.

Zodhamitya is ranked 293,255th in the world and 9,460th in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 71stMost Subsidized Industry: 87thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 157thHighest Poor Incomes: 203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 306thMost Efficient Economies: 379thLargest Black Market: 425thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 465thHighest Average Incomes: 476thLargest Welfare Programs: 491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 636thLargest Information Technology Sector: 696thLargest Publishing Industry: 698thMost Cheerful Citizens: 993rdMost Secular: 1,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,216thMost Cultured: 1,218thMost Inclusive: 1,234thFattest Citizens: 1,600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,601stLargest Governments: 1,787thHighest Food Quality: 1,976thSmartest Citizens: 2,009thHighest Economic Output: 2,107thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,679thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,909thNicest Citizens: 3,016thTop
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Most Developed: 3,067thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,388thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,612thMost Pacifist: 3,680thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,136thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,318thRudest Citizens: 4,339thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,385thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,987thNudest: 7,212thLowest Crime Rates: 7,781stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,708thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,453rdMost Stationary: 10,696thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,641stMost Influential: 14,236thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 28,066thLargest Populations: 29,485th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionFattest Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 107th in the regionNicest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Stationary: 126th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 169th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 187th in the regionRudest Citizens: 212th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 231st in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 266th in the regionNudest: 297th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 344th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 400th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 510th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 555th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 618th in the regionLargest Populations: 891st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 917th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Zodhamitya was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Mother Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, the Zodhamityan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.

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