The Devil and the Deep Blue Seas of Zodhamitya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lady of Depravity Irkalla Alkutha with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.255 billion Zodhamityans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaomrah. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zodhamityan economy, worth a remarkable 5,870 trillion gold bar Zodhams a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 478,990 gold bar Zodhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years. Crime is totally unknown. Zodhamitya's national animal is the Ghost Nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fervid Licentiousness.

Zodhamitya is ranked 293,255^th in the world and 9,460^th in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.