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Largest Retail Industry: 60thMost Subsidized Industry: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 121st
The Lucky Depraved Foolishness of
Mother Knows Best State
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Zodhamitya

Population8.995 billion

CapitalGaomrah
LeaderLady of Depravity Irkalla Alkutha
FaithFervid Licentiousness

Currencygold bar Zodhams
AnimalGhost Nightingale

The Lucky Depraved Foolishness of Zodhamitya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady of Depravity Irkalla Alkutha with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 8.995 billion Zodhamityans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaomrah. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zodhamityan economy, worth a remarkable 3,958 trillion gold bar Zodhams a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 440,114 gold bar Zodhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime is totally unknown. Zodhamitya's national animal is the Ghost Nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fervid Licentiousness.

Zodhamitya is ranked 55,784th in the world and 2,625th in Osiris for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Largest Retail Industry: 60thMost Subsidized Industry: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 121stMost Valuable International Artwork: 144thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 428thMost Efficient Economies: 441stLargest Black Market: 491stHighest Average Incomes: 556thHighest Poor Incomes: 768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 771stLargest Welfare Programs: 778thLargest Publishing Industry: 876thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,016thFattest Citizens: 1,038thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,079thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,267thMost Inclusive: 1,429thMost Cultured: 1,561stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,102ndMost Secular: 2,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,138thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,343rdLargest Governments: 2,588thHighest Food Quality: 2,649thSmartest Citizens: 2,689thRudest Citizens: 2,879thHighest Economic Output: 3,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,365thMost Developed: 3,386thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,654thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,801stNicest Citizens: 5,218thNudest: 5,637thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,628thMost Pacifist: 8,493rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,602ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,551stMost Stationary: 13,048thMost Influential: 15,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,427thHighest Drug Use: 18,007thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,416th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 143rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 177th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 204th in the regionNicest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 236th in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionMost Influential: 283rd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Pacifist: 411th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 434th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 663rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zodhamitya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Zodhamitya, pet rocks are sold by the pound.

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