The Consensus of Zesh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Consensus with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.189 billion Zesh are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Core. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Scientific economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion gigajoules a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 435,134 gigajoules, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.
Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zesh's national animal is the lab rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Logic.
Zesh is ranked 2,872nd in the world and 7th in Free Market Federation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,236.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Zesh, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities.
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Zesh, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
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Zesh, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first.
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Zesh, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
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Zesh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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Zesh, Zesh refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
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Zesh, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
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Zesh, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
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Zesh, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
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Zesh, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.











































































