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Largest Insurance Industry: 322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 627thRudest Citizens: 635th
The Consensus of
Corporate Bordello
Progress at any Price
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Zesh

Population4.189 billion

CapitalThe Core
LeaderConsensus
FaithLogic

Currencygigajoule
Animallab rat

The Consensus of Zesh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Consensus with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.189 billion Zesh are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Core. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Scientific economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion gigajoules a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 435,134 gigajoules, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zesh's national animal is the lab rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Logic.

Zesh is ranked 2,872nd in the world and 7th in Free Market Federation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,236.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 627thRudest Citizens: 635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 668thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 671stHighest Average Incomes: 970thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,031stFattest Citizens: 1,154thMost Efficient Economies: 1,187thLargest Retail Industry: 1,212thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,305thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,581stMost Avoided: 1,631stSmartest Citizens: 1,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,968thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,044thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,363rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,449thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,879thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,907thLargest Mining Sector: 3,064thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,709thLargest Governments: 5,091stLargest Black Market: 5,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,483rdMost Inclusive: 6,095thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,747thMost Secular: 11,761stMost Cultured: 15,027thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,325thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 18,318thMost Armed: 19,343rdHighest Food Quality: 27,629th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Zesh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, Zesh refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.

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