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Most Devout: 931st Most Primitive: 1,239th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,808th
The Holy Golden Camelidae Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
ALEA IACTA EST
Holy Grand Master and Khagan Ramesses
Influence
Dominator
Founder / Inquisitor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zephathah

Population3.092 billion

Capitalᠬᠠᠷᠠᠬᠣᠷᠣᠮ Qara Qorum
LeaderHoly Grand Master and Khagan Ramesses
FaithCămelidae'tl

CurrencyShekel
AnimalCamelidae

The Holy Golden Camelidae Empire of Zephathah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Grand Master and Khagan Ramesses with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.092 billion Camelidh aeine are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᠬᠠᠷᠠᠬᠣᠷᠣᠮ Qara Qorum. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Zephatiaon economy, worth 169 trillion Shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,720 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone apparently sends Holy Grand Master and Khagan Ramesses hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Zephathah has found 2 easter eggs), the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zephathah's national animal is the Camelidae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cămelidae'tl.

Zephathah is ranked 128,977th in the world and 2nd in Lands of Zephathah for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 58,855.69 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 931stMost Primitive: 1,239thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,808thMost Authoritarian: 2,828thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,733rdMost Extreme: 6,504thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,624thBest Weather: 7,320thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,613thMost Conservative: 9,599thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,544thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,135thLowest Crime Rates: 15,360th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zephathah, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Zephathah, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof.
  • : The Wizardly Realm of The Dominion of The Somberlands was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Zephathah, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : The Wizardly Realm of The Dominion of The Somberlands was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Zephathah, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zephathah, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Zephathah has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Zephathah, everyone apparently sends Holy Grand Master and Khagan Ramesses hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Zephathah, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Zephathah, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Zephathah, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Zephathah, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.

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