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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,756thMost Primitive: 14,056thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,097th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Kuki mihem japi toh hung, zalenna toh kumtan in mangph
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Zalengam

Population777 million

CapitalAizawl

CurrencySumna
AnimalTiger

The Federal Republic of Zalengam is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 777 million Zalengamis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aizawl. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Zalengamese economy, worth 28.0 trillion Sumnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,076 Sumnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the words guilty and evidence have left the Zalengamese lexicon, and schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalengam's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zalengam is ranked 262,972nd in the world and 725th in Council of Asia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,756thMost Primitive: 14,056thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,097thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 17,263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,669thMost Income Equality: 18,984thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,834thMost Pacifist: 23,523rdSafest: 26,845thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,779thBest Weather: 32,658thMost Beautiful Environments: 32,930th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 45th in the regionMost Primitive: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionMost Accessible: 81st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zalengam, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalengam, the words guilty and evidence have left the Zalengamese lexicon.
  • : Zalengam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Cultured.
  • : Zalengam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Zalengam's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Zalengam, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalengam, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalengam, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalengam, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalengam, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.

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