The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 23 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.332 billion Yuyu Puppet 23ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,535 Yuyu coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Yuyu Puppet 23ians like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 23's national animal is the Yuyu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yuyu Puppet 23 is ranked 253,045^th in the world and 94^th in Willow Farm for Most Primitive, scoring -161.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.