The Republic of Yitilriu is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Idoya Gil Casales with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.709 billion Yitilriuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cencaplena. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yitilriuan economy, worth 504 trillion cifradoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 107,127 cifradoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, the Great Yitilriuan Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yitilriu's national animal is the Eastern Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yitilriu is ranked 33,798^th in the world and 1,303^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 53.61 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.