Population | 26.458 billion |
Capital | Offutt Air Force Base |
Leader | General Curtis LeMay |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Falcon |
The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Curtis LeMay with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.458 billion Airmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Offutt Air Force Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.
The frighteningly efficient SAC economy, worth an astonishing 33,277 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 1,257,747 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,829,815 per year while the poor average 119,308, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.
The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Strategic Air Command's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Strategic Air Command is ranked 286,035th in the world and 24th in The Allied States for Safest, scoring 2.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, The Strategic Air Command isn't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.