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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 3rd
The United Stratocratic States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace Is Our Profession
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
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The Strategic Air Command

Population26.458 billion

CapitalOffutt Air Force Base
LeaderGeneral Curtis LeMay
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFalcon

The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Curtis LeMay with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.458 billion Airmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Offutt Air Force Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SAC economy, worth an astonishing 33,277 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 1,257,747 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,829,815 per year while the poor average 119,308, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Strategic Air Command's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Strategic Air Command is ranked 286,035th in the world and 24th in The Allied States for Safest, scoring 2.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thMost Patriotic: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Black Market: 15thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thMost Efficient Economies: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rdLargest Retail Industry: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thMost Avoided: 46thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69thMost Devout: 89thLargest Governments: 111thMost Armed: 111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 128thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 185thMost Subsidized Industry: 223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 322ndFattest Citizens: 513thLargest Gambling Industry: 895thMost Conservative: 1,034thRudest Citizens: 1,089thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,220thSmartest Citizens: 1,267thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,562ndMost Stationary: 5,316thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,363rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,593rdLargest Populations: 6,819thMost Influential: 8,806thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,245thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,061stMost Authoritarian: 16,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,794thMost Developed: 17,415thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,696th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, The Strategic Air Command isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in The Strategic Air Command, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.

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