The Kingdom of Worshipia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.495 billion Worshipians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forscratch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.6%.

The large but inefficient Worshipian economy, worth 141 trillion Worths a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,788 Worths, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Worshipia, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Worshipian language, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worshipia's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Worshipia is ranked 210,706^th in the world and 8,311^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 33.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.