by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 2,833rdMost Conservative: 6,631stMost Income Equality: 8,964th
The Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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World Authoritarian Nations Guardian

Population1.485 billion


The Colony of World Authoritarian Nations Guardian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.485 billion World Authoritarian Nations Guardianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant World Authoritarian Nations Guardianian economy, worth 20.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 13,941 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. World Authoritarian Nations Guardian's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

World Authoritarian Nations Guardian is ranked 113,133rd in the world and 1st in World Authoritarian Nations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Authoritarian: 2,833rdMost Conservative: 6,631stMost Income Equality: 8,964thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,352ndMost Extreme: 18,021st

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