The Kingdom of Womble 8472 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.014 billion Womble 8472ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Womble 8472ian economy, worth 369 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,141 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,385 per year while the poor average 2,892, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8472's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 8472 is ranked 235,652^nd in the world and 9,710^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.