The Quarterback of Will Levis is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.174 billion Will Levisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Will Levisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,129 trillion bronze nickels a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,976 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Will Levis's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Will Levis is ranked 286,217^th in the world and 5^th in Tennessee Titans for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.