The Anointed Ascendancy of Weylara is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ptaros Kel'lara and Gaheris Almarys with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.401 billion Weylarans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nleii. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weylaran economy, worth a remarkable 6,988 trillion jireis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,555 jireis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime is totally unknown. Weylara's national animal is the vuwiri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Great Anticipation.

Weylara is ranked 111,954^th in the world and 5,501^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.47 law-abiding acts per hour.