The Kingdom of Westbatten is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.763 billion Westbattenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockfeller. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Westbattenian economy, worth 717 trillion Lyres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,185 Lyres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the government is lending a hand to private industry, Xiahe Demoniated Worship has been named as Westbatten's national religion, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Westbatten's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Xiahe Demoniated Worship.

Westbatten is ranked 104,441^st in the world and 5^th in Of Books and Stories for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 845.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.