The Constitutional Diarchy of Vystercia-Nasucrea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kings Ar-Yos I and Sergan I with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.995 billion Vystercia-Nasucreans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vystercium. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vystercia-Nasucrean economy, worth a remarkable 3,469 trillion greenleaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 165,253 greenleaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The little guy plays a big role in Vystercia-Nasucrean politics, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Kings Ar-Yos I and Sergan I's throne, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vystercia-Nasucrea's national animal is the mountain goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deism.

Vystercia-Nasucrea is ranked 96,889^th in the world and 3,157^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.45 weapons per person.