The Fiefdom of Vintage Recursion is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning party population. The hard-working population of 996 million Vintage Recursionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The Vintage Recursionian economy, worth 48.9 trillion tokens a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,110 tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vintage Recursion's national animal is the party.

Vintage Recursion is ranked 43,344^th in the world and 11^th in Britannia for Fattest Citizens, with 14.3 Obesity Rate.