The Democratic Socialist States of Vantria Olvos is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Gogo with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.24 billion Vantria Olvosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibian. The average income tax rate is 11.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vantria Olvosian economy, worth 428 trillion Loutzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,133 Loutzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the government is outsourcing itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vantria Olvos's national animal is the Jaguar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Vantria Olvos is ranked 132,903^rd in the world and 54^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.46 law-abiding acts per hour.