The Theocracy of URJ is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning porpoise population. The democratic, devout population of 9.898 billion URJians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped URJian economy, worth 270 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,284 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. URJ's national animal is the porpoise.

URJ is ranked 37,191^st in the world and 1^st in Good Jews for Most Primitive, scoring 64.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.