The Republic of Uralokar is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 332 million Uralokarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Uralokarian economy, worth 6.43 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 19,376 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, all facts are created equal, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Leader in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uralokar's national animal is the Ural Sable, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uralokar is ranked 237,673^rd in the world and 196^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Poor Incomes, with 17,583.61 Standard Monetary Units.