The Reformed Empire of Urallia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Myerrik III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.803 billion Urallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yekateringrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Urallian economy, worth a remarkable 7,620 trillion Serovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,033 Serovs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 956,660 per year while the poor average 17,271, a ratio of 55.4 to 1.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, Urallia has designated Yekateringrad as its capital city, the Reformed Church of the Goddess has been named as Urallia's national religion, and Emperor Myerrik III has just been declared ruler of Urallia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Urallia's national animal is the Mesha, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Reformed Church of the Goddess.

Urallia is ranked 50,901^st in the world and 2^nd in PEEL for Most Corrupt Governments, with 38.4 kickbacks per hour.