The Theocratic Democracy of Union of the Orklanders is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SG15 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.291 billion Orklanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantonin City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orklander economy, worth 141 trillion Eipzens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 109,364 Eipzens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, and taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Union of the Orklanders's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Union of the Orklanders is ranked 138,128^th in the world and 78^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Patriotic, with 11.12 flags saluted per person per day.