The Kingdom of Uninitanium is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.449 billion Uninitaniumians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving Uninitaniumian economy, worth 162 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,329 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,594 per year while the poor average 12,374, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime is a serious problem. Uninitanium's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uninitanium is ranked 202,418^th in the world and 7,757^th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.