Population | 7.002 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Black Widow |
The Commonwealth of Ump14 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.002 billion Ump14ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Ump14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,674 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, every week is blindness awareness week, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Ump14ian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump14's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ump14 is ranked 22,818th in the world and 1,470th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,502.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ump14 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ump14, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Ump14ian Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in Ump14, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.
- : Following new legislation in Ump14, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Ump14, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
- : Following new legislation in Ump14, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Ump14, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Ump14, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in Ump14, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
- : Ump14 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.