The Colony of UI33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.589 billion UI33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UI33ian economy, worth 622 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,695 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UI33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UI33 is ranked 241,681^st in the world and 1^st in Unified Imperialists for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.