The Great People's Dictatorship of UCOSS is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leo Aaron with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.07 billion Soviet Swedeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vyazia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The strong UCOSSian economy, worth 248 trillion Soviet Swedish seks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,994 Soviet Swedish seks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, concussed two headed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. UCOSS's national animal is the two headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unitivism.

UCOSS is ranked 160,747^th in the world and 8,673^rd in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 28.43 Effective Tax Rate.