The Kingdom of Twee is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 29 million Tweeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The strong Tweean economy, worth 1.41 trillion lire a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,757 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twee's national animal is the squirrel.

Twee is ranked 174,955^th in the world and 886^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,757.61 Standard Monetary Units.