The Land I Did Not Make Up of Tutorialandia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.678 billion Tutorialandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babel. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tutorialandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion metaphors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,198 metaphors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that trees grow on metaphors, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime is totally unknown. Tutorialandia's national animal is the goobbue, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tutorialandia is ranked 8,339^th in the world and 156^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,264.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.