The PoM of Turnopolis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by PoM Caedus Godfeller with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.772 billion Turnos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Turno economy, worth a remarkable 3,865 trillion Universal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,744 Universal Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 815,297 per year while the poor average 20,629, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Universal Credit battlesuits, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Turnopolis's national animal is the Capitalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Turnopolis is ranked 283,629^th in the world and 6^th in Markarth for Nicest Citizens, with 0.31 average smiles per day.