The Protectorate of Tuitio CLI is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.757 billion Tuitio CLIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Tuitio CLIian economy, worth 76.0 trillion coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,251 coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,761 per year while the poor average 2,711, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tuitio CLI's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Tuitio CLI is ranked 176,096^th in the world and 1^st in Ravencroft for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 878.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.